http://cliffacantrightnow.tumblr.com/post/98835034777/so-today-in-band-there-was-this-girl-kind-of

cliffacantrightnow:

so today in band there was this girl, kind of small and easy to pick on, who was wearing a 5sos shirt. now, we all know those people who (apparently) have the 'superior taste in music'. Yeah well one of those goes’ ew 5sos fucking sucks, I’ve taken shits better looking than them’. so i would’ve…

assholuke:

luke: “you know, i’m not the biggest cat fan”

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u sure

(via calumfood)

tropicalclemmings:

Some fake bitch at school: I love 5sos except for Michael he is the ugly one

I love the pockets of your jeans too bad the knife going up your ass might rip them:/

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via 5sos-stole-my-underwear)

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

(Source: nuocmamboi, via indieashton)

t0ughcookie:

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

Lmao

(via indieashton)

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itsgrannywinkle:

lol so true
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unorthodoxings:

mukenope:

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you’re six foot tall and your pinkie finger is larger than my middle finger 
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